Now you can. This surprisingly simple and incredibly effective guide uses the tricks of the feline world to teach you how to get along with even the most stubborn adversary, including:

Perfect your timing - learn the art of the pounce
Get your body language, tone and gesture just right
Think about what your opponent wants - always offer a comfy lap
Lure them in by making them think they have the power

The result? A happy, purring, scratch-free resolution.